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AT THE ORGASM RESEARCH FOUNDATION
Dr. Roger Prong, who was known by some
foundation employees as "a bloody Peeping Tom"
and a "horny old voyeur" was in fact very
scientific, or so he always insisted as he watched
the girls having orgasms.
At the laboratory, Josie Welch, already nude but
with a single sheet demurely spread over her full
and obviously glorious body, looked unhappy as
Roger entered.
"They tell me there won't be any men today, "
she said as soon as she saw the doctor.
"That's right, my dear, " he said with
professional unction. "That part of your testing is
finished. Today we move on to the part that you'll
find even more gratifying. "
The sheet slipped a bit, revealing several inches
of round, tense breast. "You want me to try
dames?" she asked with some confusion of
emotions; curiosity and guilt flicked in her lovely
blue eyes. "I never tried that scene before. I'm not
queer, you know. But if it's for science, well,
maybe... " She obviously was hoping to be
convinced.
What a fantastic piece of hot lustful woman she
was, Roger thought irrelevantly.
THE SEX MAGICIANS
ROBERT ANTON WILSON
A SHEFFIELD HOUSE BOOK
PUBLISHED BY GX, INCORPORATED
AT THE ORGASM RESEARCH FOUNDATION
Dr. Roger Prong, who was known by some
foundation employees as "a bloody Peeping Tom"
and a "horny old voyeur" was in fact very
scientific—or so he always insisted as he watched
the girls having orgasms.
At the laboratory, Josie Welch, already nude but
with a single sheet demurely spread over her full
and obviously glorious body, looked unhappy as
Roger entered.
"They tell me there won't be any men today, "
she said as soon as she saw the doctor.
"That's right, my dear, " he said with
professional unction. "That part of your testing is
finished. Today we move on to the part that you'll
find even more gratifying. "
The sheet slipped a bit, revealing several inches
of round, tense breast. "You want me to try
dames?" she asked with some confusion of
emotions; curiosity and guilt flicked in her lovely
blue eyes. "I never tried that scene before. I'm not
queer, you know. But if it's for science, well,
maybe... " She obviously was hoping to be
convinced.
What a fantastic piece of hot lustful woman she
was, Roger thought irrelevantly.
6
The Sex Magicians
The Sex Magicians
7
Research, a multimillion-dollar project dedicated
to filling in the psychological intangibles left out of
the pioneering research of Masters and Johnson.
Since these psychological intangibles were—as Dr.
Prong sometimes wittily remarked "both
psychological and intangible, " there was no end to
his research. Meanwhile the money came rolling in.
Roger was, according to a survey by a
management analyst, one of the seventeen men in
the United States who was totally happy with his
job.
Other researchers sometimes expressed envy of
this fact. "What red-blooded man, " one of them
had once asked cynically, "wouldn't be happy
supervising and observing other people's orgasms
and pulling down a
swift sixty grand
a year for it?"
This was somewhat unfair to a dedicated
scientist. Roger Prong was truly fascinated by
orgasms—as Edison was by electricity—and had an
inexhaustible curiosity about every possible factor
involved in every possible orgasm, twitch, itch,
moan, gibber, gasp, shudder, or howl connected
with that dramatic biological tremor. Even more,
however, he was fascinated by lines, curves,
averages, graphs and every aspect of mathematics
that could be clearly visualized. The world, for
him, was made up of shapes, not things; of
relations, not entities. He lived in a universe of
forms that could be written as equations and
traced on graph paper.
Above his desk was a motto suggested ironically
by a skeptical friend. Dr. Prong saw nothing funny
about it at all and adopted it as his own banner:
SCIENCE, PURE SCIENCE, AND DAMNED BE
HE WHO FIRST CRIES "HOLD, TOO MUCH!"
As he often said in his high-paid lectures to
medical societies, psychiatric conventions, YMCA's
and PTA's, "It's just not true that 'if you've seen
one orgasm, you've seen them all. ' Why,
Heracleitus—a great Greek philosopher who wrote
over 109 fragments—once said that you can't step
into the same river twice, because it's changing
every second and so are you. Well, a man can't step
into the same vagina twice, either. "
Dr. Prong had supervised 23, 017 orgasms to
date, and his curiosity was still strong.
As he settled himself at his desk, he observed
that Miss Tayl, his secretary, had already poured
his coffee for him. Fine: the girl was really getting
broken to the harness. Neatly, he whipped out his
thermometer and measured the black liquid in the
cup. 98. 4 degrees. Excellent: she was learning to
meet his exact demands.
Dr. Prong could not abide inexactitude or
sloppiness in any human activity. "A thing worth
doing, " he would explain to his subordinates, "is
worth doing
right. "
He said this often, and
malicious members of the staff said it even more
often, when he was out of earshot, with a tone and
an expression that were caricatures of his own.
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